A Terrible Accident
A terrible accident has occurred, but luckily lead investigator Angus Cheng is on the case.
View ArticlePhoney Girlfriend
Almost a month ago I released my latest game. It’s called Phoney Girlfriend and it’s not really a game. It’s an app where you talk to a virtual girl. It looks just like a chat application Why did I...
View ArticleBrenda’s Phone Bill
There’s a bug that seems to have been in Phoney Girlfriend since our first production launch on January 10th 2014. Soon after launch a lot of people told me about a bug where Brenda repeats a message...
View ArticleHigh Uninstall Rate
A few days ago I wrote a blog post with a bunch of statistics. The biggest problem in that blog post was the high uninstall rate. It’s been there since we launched Phoney Girlfriend. We have a really...
View ArticleDon’t Kill Girlfriends
I thought it was funny. When I was planning Phoney Girlfriend I quickly realised, the scripts had to end somewhere. We are hiring people to write the scripts, and it is not possible to write an...
View ArticleSteve Jobs Rectangles
The header of the Conversation Activity looks really crappy. I absolutely hated the header section of the Conversation Activity, it was created by me and I wanted it to look better, but I didn’t really...
View ArticleNo Ideal Solution
There’s a small problem with Phoney Girlfriend. It’s a small problem now, but it’s going to become a bigger problem as we add girls into the game. Each character in Phoney Girlfriend is made up of a...
View ArticleHow to Pay Less Rent
I used to pay a dollar less than my monthly rent. It was 480 a month but I always paid 479. Finally after four months my landlord said “Hey did you know you’ve been paying a dollar less than you’re...
View ArticleWhen Will Phoney Girlfriend Make Money?
Sadly Hubert and I aren’t going to update Phoney Girlfriend anymore after April 18th. We’re going to add two new characters this Friday and then abandon the project for a while, maybe forever. For some...
View ArticleGet Rich or Die Gaming on Unity
A few weeks ago I started working at a games studio that creates mobile games with the Unity engine. Problem is, I’m really not familiar with it. To get some extra experience, I decided to port Get...
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